Plastic Bag Plagiarism

PLASTIC BAG PLAGIARISM I thought it was all over but I have Been assaulted by a plagiarists’ wave, And I felt used, abused, dirty . I’ve received insults about a plastic bug (about thirty) And a plastic bog. Some have referred To my plastic as being merely big; or claimed (and erred) To have seen how my poor dead plastic begs. But the most heartlessly cruel dregs Were making “plastic dog” jokes, Not to mention the bombastic pseudo-erudite folks With their sarcastic references (often sick) To elastic clastics in the mastic, And how my “idiot” dog was enthusiastic, Though drastic and rustic. From people’s cruelty there seems no refuge But, who knows? When they get to the pearly gate They could come face to face with a huge Plastic dog determining their fate.