Regina Elliott Poet Rhyme

Pissy-Pants

I announce a decree,
overactive bladder, pee frequently.
I must haste to and fro,
because I just really have to go.
Gangway, vacate the loo,
or I'm going to splash all over you!

I wear industrial size diapers that
are pricey,
I'm a human waterfall, how dicey.
Aging isn't easy,
I know this poem is cheesy,
but I still can do a little dance,
as I've nicknamed myself, "Pissy-Pants!"

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Gershon Wolf April 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM Adorable! (O.K., sort of adorable). Definitely resonates with me, Regina. That panicked race to the john is all too familiar. ~ Diaper-Les 4 Now Regina Elliott April 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM Sunday morning greetings, Gershon. I have a sophomoric sense of humor, lol! But I figure it's the least offensive of the varieties of potty humor. Aren't our aging bladders great, lol!

Joseph P. DiMino April 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM Far from dry humor:) -- gushingly funny, Regina. I know. I don't travel where their are no easily accessible restrooms. And never seem to empty entirely. The golden years...Geez! Blessings my friend. Regina Elliott April 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM Hi Joe, aren't our aging bladders great, lol! Sunday morning blessings to you. :)

Tom Cunningham April 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM Lol, getting older sucks big time Regina, only last night I saw an ad on TV for tena pants for men so you're not alone. Hope you're keeping well,enjoy your weekend. Tom Regina Elliott April 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM Hi Tom, Sunday greetings to you and your family. Aren't our aging bladders wonderful, lol! I have some pretty sophomoric humor, lol! Blessings :))))

Lin Lane April 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM Regina, I've never noticed anything pissy about you when interacting with anyone. Now... those pants of yours... that's a different story! Regina Elliott April 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM Sunday morning greetings to you! I have a sophomoric sense of humor, lol. May you have an inspirational and creative day. :))))