Pills

Now when I was a young man 
I didn’t need pills everything worked
I wasn’t a fan 

But now that I'm old 
I need pills everyday 
One to lower my blood pressure 
Another to keep the cholesterol away 

Now I have a new one 
To keep my mind straight 
And because of this 
I can’t ejaculate 

It’s good for an old man to stay hard for so long 
But even for that 
I need a pill for that schlong

I wonder whats next in the pill world for me 
Maybe a pill 
So I can pee 

They gave me holder to keep my pills all arranged 
But keeping them straight 
Is making me deranged 

I need a pill to tell me what pill and when 
Because for the life of me 
I forget now and then 

I can’t tell the difference between the colors of each  
If I take the wrong one 
I have a hard on and no speech 

Now all these little pills 
Cost a pile of bills 
Which causes me 
Lots of stress and ill 

No more pills thank you 
I’ve had my fill 

Eric (and always will be)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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July 16, 2010 at 5:02 PM
ah, now this one had my face all squinged up lol,, crazy and awesome write, well that time will come and get us enjoyed your write..P.D.
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July 16, 2010 at 2:31 PM
Holy, this is raw and I love it. Indeed...I've been noticing, why are we so dependant on medication? I've been ingesting pills for a a while to control stuff, and I'm only 20...geez. TV is crowded with pills/substances to solve anything too. Thanks for sharing.
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