Pills
Now when I was a young man
I didn’t need pills everything worked
I wasn’t a fan
But now that I'm old
I need pills everyday
One to lower my blood pressure
Another to keep the cholesterol away
Now I have a new one
To keep my mind straight
And because of this
I can’t ejaculate
It’s good for an old man to stay hard for so long
But even for that
I need a pill for that schlong
I wonder whats next in the pill world for me
Maybe a pill
So I can pee
They gave me holder to keep my pills all arranged
But keeping them straight
Is making me deranged
I need a pill to tell me what pill and when
Because for the life of me
I forget now and then
I can’t tell the difference between the colors of each
If I take the wrong one
I have a hard on and no speech
Now all these little pills
Cost a pile of bills
Which causes me
Lots of stress and ill
No more pills thank you
I’ve had my fill
Eric (and always will be)
Copyright © Eric Nolan | Year Posted 2010
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