Pigeons

I had the strangest dream the other night.
Thinking I could help my city's plight.
I wanted to donate something they could use,
So I offered them a deal they couldn't refuse!

I dreamed I inherited an enormous amount of cash,
And rather than fritter it away on useless trash,
I wanted to give pleasure to our dear citizens,
And provide them with numerous and colorful denizens!

Approaching the city council with my idea,
I thought my plan would be a great panacea.
But strangely my proposal fell on deaf ears,
As one by one they relayed to me their fears!

All I proposed to do for my fair village,
Was to donate flocks of pigeons with fair plumage.
A unanimous council gave me a thumbs down,
And I was unceremoniously escorted out of town!

They told me what I could do with my scheme,
And that was the end of my inane dream!
Next time I'll be more selective with my bucks.
Maybe I'll consider donating dozens of ducks!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Taylor Avatar
March 11, 2010 at 7:18 AM
They're beautiful birds but sure are dirty. I have them around here and they leave thdeir "droppings" all over the place - especially on my car!
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March 10, 2010 at 10:07 PM
You had me laughing, again, Robert! I enjoy all your poems! Thanks for always reading and leaving your kind comments fr me. ...Peace, Audrey
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March 10, 2010 at 6:56 PM
I like the ending, a fun to read poem. Enjoyed your comments, I just got back on the soup to view a few more poems. I ran across your newest one . Enjoyed ,,,,,have a great one..
Smith Avatar
March 10, 2010 at 6:15 PM
Very cute. I happen to like pigeons and all birds. Ellen
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