Gregory Richard Barden Poet Rhyme

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Pickle In a Pickle

This is a pickle so I'll bear-and-grin it
It's my very own pickle got me IN it

It was always sweet with pickle power
But all these wrappings make it sour

Perhaps you'll get the urge to peel it
For dressed like this I'll never feel it

Despite your valiant efforts twerkin'
I'll still be left with a gimpy Gherkin

Another tumble upon your hassock
Is a fruitless fruit not worth a Vlasic

For a pickle in a poncho is under par
And it's far better off in a canning jar

Cuz ...

It's not the pick of pickle, it's in how you aptly pack it
But I can't pack my pickle ... in a damned latex jacket.







~ 7th Place ~  in the "Pickle" Poetry Contest, Nina Parmenter, Judge & Sponsor.

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Jan Allison February 23, 2020 at 9:48 AM absolutely hilarious Greg!!! Many congrats:-) hugs jan xx Gregory Richard Barden February 23, 2020 at 11:25 PM Thank you so much, Jan, that means a lot. <3

CayCay Godwin February 22, 2020 at 8:39 PM Oh, my - you went there, did the double entendre thing and did it most cleverly, impressively and it was fine entertainment via a poetic gutter, if you will. I was a construction site secretary for enough years to jump right in when bawdy and indecent humor is the topic. Congratulations on your placement with this artful and inventive delight. Poetry hugs ... CayCay Gregory Richard Barden February 23, 2020 at 11:24 PM That's very kind of you CayCay - I thank you so much - I had a bit of bawdy fun with this one. It helps sometimes to "let loose" when things around here are getting me down. Blessings. <3

John Watt February 22, 2020 at 4:29 PM Gregory, really fun. Loved all the brilliant rhymes and double entendres. Congrats on your win ~ John Gregory Richard Barden February 23, 2020 at 11:23 PM Many kind thank you's, John! :o)

Daniel Turner February 22, 2020 at 3:56 PM This is hilarious! Gregory Richard Barden February 23, 2020 at 11:22 PM Many thanks, Danny.

Kim Rodrigues February 22, 2020 at 1:29 PM Back with congrats, Greg! Gregory Richard Barden February 23, 2020 at 11:22 PM Thank you, Kim. <3

Sam Kauffman February 22, 2020 at 11:24 AM Congrats Gregory. Gregory Richard Barden February 23, 2020 at 11:22 PM Thanks, Sam.

Andrea Dietrich February 22, 2020 at 9:39 AM Great job, my friend. Congratulations! Gregory Richard Barden February 23, 2020 at 11:21 PM Thank you, Andrea. <3

Kim Rodrigues February 21, 2020 at 11:26 AM LOL! Your making a scene. Gregory Richard Barden February 23, 2020 at 11:21 PM Thank you, Kim. <3

Dale Gregory Cozart February 21, 2020 at 8:46 AM What a cute poem, Greg. I especially love the hassock-Vlasick rhyme. Very clever indeed. Gregory Richard Barden February 23, 2020 at 11:21 PM Thank you so much, Dale.