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Pick My Bones

Pick My Bones Bury me in shallow sands. Let the buzzards pick my bones. A plastic bag I shall not need. You won't hear me moan or groan. This hefty gal is…obese. True. Let nature take its course. Turn my fat back into dust. Before bionic bones bear rust. Just one shot will set me free. You won’t hear me moan or groan. Bury me in shallow sands. Let the buzzards pick my bones. DON’T WORRY…I AM JUST BEING SARCASTIC… THIS SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY WAY I CAN LOOSE WEIGHT. AND IF I DON’T, MY NEW HIP WILL LAST LESS THAN 15 YEARS. And I come from a line of long livers… smiles.

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Date: 2/12/2010 12:56:00 PM
funny one, Dane Ann. This new weight I added since turning 50 has me SO frustrated, this poem could have been written by ME. hahaha. DANG IT!!!! (thanks for letting me know on that recent question) andrea
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Date: 2/12/2010 11:03:00 AM
Haaaaaaa! You have a knack for coming up with some unique stuff Dane. The particles of awesome will forever flow free! I have a end line word verse for you, check it out. Sincerely, Moses
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Date: 2/11/2010 4:25:00 PM
Awesome Lyric poetry from your gifted pen.. u are a treasure my friend.. enjoyed this tale in lyric.. luv.. Linda-Marie..
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