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Physics Class

You're tired of studying the spring? 
Rise above that and learn to swing.
It's oscillatory motion, you bum, 
The science of the pendulum.

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Kim Rodrigues

May 31, 2024 at 5:06 PM

Good one! My physics teachers let students jump out of upper floor onto mat down below to measure speed with a ticker tape..no parental permission. The loud voice in me said “no”

David Crandall

May 31, 2024 at 6:09 PM

Thanks Kim! - sounds like a wacky physics teacher lol

Hilda Greenhough

May 30, 2024 at 8:18 PM

Swing? A type of dance I haven't tried. Your poem is fun and lively.

David Crandall

May 31, 2024 at 9:21 AM

I think they did that dance in my mom's time. :-)

Daniel Henry Rodgers

May 30, 2024 at 10:38 AM

Hello David, your witty take on physics class brought a smile! The playful rhymes and casual tone make the concepts of springs and pendulums feel fun and approachable. You deftly employ wordplay to transform dry material into an entertaining quip. This lighthearted piece is a delightful way to engage students and make learning stick. Clever and charming! - Blessings, My Friend, Daneil

David Crandall

May 30, 2024 at 4:58 PM

Thanks Daniel! I was good at math, but my second quarter of college physics threw me, and my astronomy class too. For some reason, I can remember answering a professor's question correctly, saying, "emits a photon" - but I can't remember the question lol.

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