Phone Me Now Now
Phone Me Now Now
A guy called up a customer order line and talked to a gal agent:
“Its for my step sister she needs a dress.”
“What type?”
“Long, short, slutty. Yes, slutty.”
“Are you wearing underwear?”
“What kind of question is that?”
“Well, are you?”
“Yes, I am.”
“What type?”
“A red thong. Back to the dress. What type?”
“Bare shoulders and short skirt.”
“Yes, that one. In blue.”
“Ok then.”
“Oh babe, I’m coming. It feels so good!”
“How dare you! How ing dare you! This is all recorded.”
“I’m off now. Send the recording to your boss baby. I love you.”
There was the sound of a gunshot, the agent screamed and call ended.
out soon SUCTION PUMP 2020
Jimmy Boom Semtex
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