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Peter Piper

Peter Piper pickin peppers Pick your pockets Potential profits Purely pleasure Plan on passin on, Puttin  all Personal belongings In your purses or wallet Because peter's plottin, Poppin up practicly anywhere Presidential pluckins possible He's a professional At peak performance Nope no police department's Pieced it all together Or ever seen em processed Or positive i'd em From His POV his priority in the PM Is please deposit Palming anything you got Then proceed 2 Pawn it This piece of garbarge Will pinky promise a priest And peace out with paquito mas Than he pondered Sticky finger Peter Parker Will put his paws on OPP Then hit it raw like ODB Pick the lock on your car Pop it out of park And sell it all to a pick a part Put him in a pickle And he'll sprint into a parkin lot Without the paparazzi Ever posting a picture up He's greasy as a pizza pie He be living the life of pie Cuz his pirating, kind of seems Like there is no end in sight The punk will Punch you like Paquio Probably start a petty fight He'll Parasite a prostitute Until her pimp begins 2 pry Like a possesive partner With a pimp hand of dynamite Peter almost pissed his pants Packed his back bags And tried to find Another peice of ass Peters past Will eventually catch up with him And have him peekin back Not even Robin Williams Could be peter pan Then he'll proceed from shame Plead guilty peace of cake I mean to P B & J Thats standard policy Now peters possibly In a ungly situation Than Polly Shore piping Polly Dean Lights out not a peep All bets are off He can't pick another parlay Tryin to cover up his peter Because he's peeing on his prostate Poor Peter

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Date: 11/12/2019 1:23:00 AM
Alliteration is not easy to do, and you have done it exceedingly well, John.
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