Peter Piper

Peter Piper pickin peppers
Pick your pockets 
Potential profits
Purely pleasure
Plan on passin on, Puttin  all
Personal belongings 
In your purses or wallet
Because peter's plottin,
Poppin up practicly anywhere 
Presidential pluckins possible
He's a professional 
At peak performance
Nope no police department's
Pieced it all together 
Or ever seen em processed 
Or positive i'd em
From His POV his priority in the PM
Is please deposit
Palming anything you got 
Then proceed 2 Pawn it
This piece of garbarge
Will pinky promise a priest 
And peace out with paquito mas
Than he pondered
Sticky finger Peter Parker
Will put his paws on OPP
Then hit it raw like ODB
Pick the lock on your car
Pop it out of park 
And sell it all to a pick a part
Put him in a pickle 
And he'll sprint into a parkin lot 
Without the paparazzi
Ever posting a picture up
He's greasy as a pizza pie
He be living the life of pie
Cuz his pirating, kind of seems 
Like there is no end in sight
The punk will Punch you like Paquio 
Probably start a petty fight
He'll Parasite a prostitute
Until her pimp begins 2 pry
Like a possesive partner 
With a pimp hand of dynamite
Peter almost pissed his pants 
Packed his back bags 
And tried to find 
Another peice of ass
Peters past 
Will eventually catch up with him
And have him peekin back
Not even Robin Williams 
Could be peter pan
Then he'll proceed from shame
Plead guilty peace of cake
I mean to P B & J
Thats standard policy
Now peters possibly 
In a ungly situation
Than Polly Shore piping Polly Dean
Lights out not a peep
All bets are off
He can't pick another parlay
Tryin to cover up his peter
Because he's peeing on his prostate
Poor Peter

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