Peter Piper
Peter Piper pickin peppers
Pick your pockets
Potential profits
Purely pleasure
Plan on passin on, Puttin all
Personal belongings
In your purses or wallet
Because peter's plottin,
Poppin up practicly anywhere
Presidential pluckins possible
He's a professional
At peak performance
Nope no police department's
Pieced it all together
Or ever seen em processed
Or positive i'd em
From His POV his priority in the PM
Is please deposit
Palming anything you got
Then proceed 2 Pawn it
This piece of garbarge
Will pinky promise a priest
And peace out with paquito mas
Than he pondered
Sticky finger Peter Parker
Will put his paws on OPP
Then hit it raw like ODB
Pick the lock on your car
Pop it out of park
And sell it all to a pick a part
Put him in a pickle
And he'll sprint into a parkin lot
Without the paparazzi
Ever posting a picture up
He's greasy as a pizza pie
He be living the life of pie
Cuz his pirating, kind of seems
Like there is no end in sight
The punk will Punch you like Paquio
Probably start a petty fight
He'll Parasite a prostitute
Until her pimp begins 2 pry
Like a possesive partner
With a pimp hand of dynamite
Peter almost pissed his pants
Packed his back bags
And tried to find
Another peice of ass
Peters past
Will eventually catch up with him
And have him peekin back
Not even Robin Williams
Could be peter pan
Then he'll proceed from shame
Plead guilty peace of cake
I mean to P B & J
Thats standard policy
Now peters possibly
In a ungly situation
Than Polly Shore piping Polly Dean
Lights out not a peep
All bets are off
He can't pick another parlay
Tryin to cover up his peter
Because he's peeing on his prostate
Poor Peter
Copyright © John Conde | Year Posted 2019
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