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So what my geometry’s disproportioned
and I call myself a volunteer writer?
A felon? Yep. But that’s image distortion -
a classic lover, occasional biter,
sensitive-mid-age-crisis-approaching
double-divorcee-triple-duty-deadbeat-
dad does me better. Plus, in terms of coaching,
none need be proffered this sure-bet to cheat
with an always available stable
of nay-saying alibis on burner phones
calling to say: You’ll be comfortable
thinking my ears hear no other mares moan,
so long as you’re blonde, petite, no older than
twenty and run from me fast as you can.
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