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Perpetual Claustrophobia - An Epitaph

'Neath this sod dwells Mavis who suffered many a phobia

Makes one wonder how she's handling claustrophobia

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CayCay Jennings

Date: 5/30/2019 10:08:00 AM

You just got poetic about the reason I will not be buried despite how unrealistic my flawed logic is. I am way too claustrophobic to rest in a box. I have made everyone I know promise not to bury me though I won't ask it of you, not here and now. Love the attitude towards Mavis in your write, seems people etched their own snickering joy concerning her final dilemma on to her headstone. Naughty, isn't that great? Poetry hugs ... CayCay

Ralph Sergi

Date: 5/29/2019 3:51:00 PM

Hi Robert,I really enjoyed this epitaph Albeit, I am claustrophobic!

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 5/29/2019 4:30:00 PM

Thank you Ralph for taking time to comment. Best to you - Bob

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 5/24/2019 11:41:00 AM

Hi Bob, some people roam through cemeteries collecting Epitaph's - this will be at the top of their list! I think they are called gravewalkers, but i stand to be corrected! Penned so aptly, really creative! Hugs, Jennifer

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 5/24/2019 11:47:00 AM

Thank you, Jen. The epitaphs I come up with are fictional writes of mine. I am one of the odd ones that like strolling thru cemeteries to discover history and the occasional strange epitaph. Bob

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/19/2019 7:13:00 PM

G'day Bob ... interesting Bob. Has any research been carried out on the claustrophobia sufferers by experts on how they react at lying in a coffin - one day it'll happen - thanks Bob - Lindsay

Line Gauthier

Date: 4/29/2019 3:22:00 PM

Bravo, Robert. Brilliant! A FAVE for me.

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 4/29/2019 4:58:00 PM

Thank you, Line. I'm honored that you consider it a fav - BoB

Jan Allison

Date: 4/29/2019 2:21:00 PM

ha ha ha love your humour Bob!:-) hugs jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 4/29/2019 2:39:00 PM

Thank you Jan - always glad to hear from you. Makes me wonder what they will put on my stone since I've been concocting a lot of epitaphs lately!!!! Take good care -BoB

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