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Perform a U - Turn

It should be really easy To get to Grantham right on time Unless, that is, your Sat Nav Is as troublesome as mine I have the postcode ready And I’m sure I’ve got it right But my Sat Nav seems to be convinced It’s on The Isle of Wight! Now I quite like the main roads Seeing signs along the way But my Sat Nav has a cunning plan To get me there today It wants for some strange reason To have a different point of view To take me on the scenic route Where there’s no traffic queue Now I don’t like a line of cars Through miles of motorway Though it’s better than the pot holed roads My Sat Nav thinks I might prefer today I decided to ignore it When 50 miles had gone Big mistake on my part Cos I’d left the dammed thing on “Where do you think you’re going?” It’s tinny voice did say “You must perform a U Turn” “Or I’ll find a different way” I don’t listen to it blindly And now I’ve got myself a map So I can get to Grantham In time to take a nap

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