Perdition Be Damned

Perdition Be Damned! Body electric zapped lower gastrointestinal tract wracked with wretchedness pitted, rocked, and tortured severe muscle spasms cramp deathly hallowed deliverance beseech divine creator to exorcise relief any panacea trumpeted vetoed pestilential nausea diarrhea wreaks relentless havoc horrid ordeal twists insides lack strength to live breathing a laborious effort bedrest temporarily alleviates generally healthy ironclad junket weatherbeaten rickety ship of state restorative sought trouncing unwell corporeal self against torture assailing, castrating, and drubbing existence avocations ordinarily promulgating resplendent joie de vivre squelched, scotched, and sabotaged, courtesy minuscule mailer daemons emotions unlikely culprit, though times gone by anxiety tindered, pitched, and kindled abominable irritable bowel syndrome prescription medication tempered badgering, crippling, and debilitating panic attacks plagued this primate manifesting feeble endeavor to experience poignant satiation, asper simple pleasures nonexotic endeavors merely passively living as one organic carbon based human being finding fulfillment meditating, reading, and writing, now fleeced, deprived, and blitzed suspicious disagreeable provender perhaps lactose intolerance after enjoying pizza birthday fours days prior celebrating chronological centenary, sans one frail resident here, Highland Manor Apartments suddenly, I feel chill o' rigor mortis!