People I Will Never Be

PEOPLE   I   WILL    NEVER    BE

  
A pregnant woman  -  cos I’m a man
President of Nigeria   - only a Nigerian can  
A tall blonde model   - cos short and dark with deep tan
Dancer at Folies Bergere  -  cos   I can’t  can-can
A sex symbol  - on my picture would be an aesthetic ban
Some  health nut…....I never eat my breakfast bran
Singing star…....with my voice, my wife’s  my only  fan
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Falotico Avatar
April 29, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Lol. Very good!! Enjoyed. But a poet you are. Michael
Mohammed Avatar
April 29, 2012 at 3:27 PM
(Laugh!!)..That's funny Sidney!!!...Love Diana
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