Paying Forward Kindnesses Done

Paying forward kindnesses done... courtesy family, friend or stranger Appreciative when nonagenarian papa telepathically hears me yelp and/or non twisted sisters, who time and again offered unsolicited beneficial help. Indeed unable to reciprocate that's not quite all he wrote when kith/kin allotted this ole goat specie, paper money, and bank note I experienced collateral fallout unable to float mine vessel, nor without ability to emote, thus underwent "non Fake," agony, I don't sugar coat albeit analogy to sinking boat (think Lusitania), thus this scrivener doth gloat, whenever he proffers random act of kindness, yet never can match, nor approximate sum total denote ting cumulative countless dire straits immediate family came to rescue one lame (damn silly word wizard), whose destiny when graphed resembles infinitely jesting asymptote approaching, but never reaching financial solvency. Hence yours truly doth attend impossible mission to contend despite contrary rumors, he doth really wish to extend to assist family member friend Romans, countrymen, yes to lend, (or lease) helping hand to mend ever widening gap, when charity bestowed payback doth equal obligated (boot unable) to spend small fortune in order to secure necessary Brownie points approximating largesse describing series of fortunate events that didst trend all throughout mein kampf thee end! Ha... ha... tricked you dear reader yea me annoying as mosquito buzz feeder of Fake news, who unfortunately happens tubby, our crudely inept, mishuga, and vulgar leader, he doth trumpet disinformation fast as rabbit breeder. Whenever ripe opportunity doth arise to avail - even toward someone I might despise, whether gendered person(s) gals and/or guise self satisfaction awakes to realize to give unconditionally and tries affecting humanity positively free effort plus also wise.