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Payback - For Into the Wood

Payback - for Into The Wood contest

The gate to the path through the wood
A statue on either side stood
Together alone, cast out of stone
They’d love to get up to no good

Boy watching girl and girl watching boy
Maybe they’re longing for x-rated joy
Hmmm, said a fairy, what would they do
If they were alive just like me and you

Her friend waved her wand and each statue blinked
Then into the wood together they slinked
Both fairies followed the path to the clearing
A little unsure of the sounds they were hearing

When they arrived they observed with a frown
The boy statue holding a wood pigeon down
He said get a hold of this little git
Hold it dead still while I s*it on it


7 January 2019
For: Into The Woods
Sponsor: Silent One
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Morris Avatar
January 6, 2019 at 8:55 PM
Another bit of creative hilarity from the mind of Terry Flood! Made me laugh again. :-)
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