Patrolman Did Not Know What To Do

The woman was belligerent, arrogant and rude. Almost nasty, full of vinegar, indignant fortitude. Please settle down, he said to her. Trying his best in his patrolman way To let her know it was not the end of the world. On this wonderfully sunny day. She bit and clawed and spit and kicked. And this was just through the window of her car. He asked her to please settle down, but she went a bit more far. She wailed and screamed and screeched and hit. He did not quite know what to do. He had never given his wife a ticket before Tuesday And now he had given her mother one too!