Patrick Oflanagan

Patrick O’Flanagan’s covert shenanigans Make people ask where he gets to at night There’s a perception that Patrick O’Flanagan Visits a door with a glowing red light What people don’t know about Patrick O’Flanagan Is he has only one goal Each night at ten to ten, visits his gran again She does a dance with a pole Old Ma O’Flanagan dances for Stan and Ben Over in County Kildare The nurses and carers all turn a blind eye As Stan sticks his pension ‘down there’ Pat’s her announcer, he's also her bouncer He keeps them old fellas in check Old Ben can get frisky and that’s a bit risky Unless he desires a sore neck These is the rules says Patrick O’Flanagan That shrivelled todger of yours Grandma will make that old thing come awake again And you place hard cash down her drawers But Ben said those wrinkles don’t pep up our winkles We only watch her to rehearse For what we might see on the CCTV When you nip out back with that nurse