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Pat-Down

My husband’s hip’s titanium So he’s accustomed to A pat-down at the airport, Right in everybody’s view. Yet ‘til now I’ve not experienced An agent treating me Like I’m a lowlife criminal Who just might up and flee. She touched my arms (extended), Then my waist and hips and back And next, each thigh up to the groin. (How she deserved a smack!) She let me know beforehand That my buttocks she would feel And when she did I thought That all of it was just surreal. I guess I was a random pick But I was awful pissed To be treated, out in public, Like a thug or terrorist.

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Date: 4/12/2022 7:39:00 PM
Well, you're a prime suspect, right? -- Posing as a Jewish bubby, no doubt you are a radical Islamic jihadist... Sure... TSA is a joke of jokes of jokes. I sure can understand your anger at them...
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Date: 4/12/2022 11:22:00 AM
It is so rare to find people who enjoy their work these days! After she missed your sweet spot, did you ask her how she was feeling today? Perhaps wearing a facemask helps . . . .(enjoyed your poem)! Aloha!
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Date: 4/11/2022 4:36:00 PM
Ha! I've got a total knee replacement, and get the special treatment from time to time as well
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Date: 4/11/2022 4:31:00 PM
I don't blame you a bit, Ilene. But, think about it...when was the last time an airplane was hijacked and the passengers threatened? I absolutely despise it, but I just grit my teeth and bear it. One dare not make a fuss around the officers even though I am often tempted!
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/11/2022 4:37:00 PM
I get them all the time because I have more metal in my body than a mill. Stents, pacemaker/defib, and some I can't talk about (because they're in private places!)

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