Jan Allison Poet Rhyme

Passing Wind

Do you remember the day 
When some wind went astray
And you let out a smelly old fart
Just one of those embarrassing moments, don’t let it tear you apart
A botty burp, a fart or a fluff  - you may call it another name
It’s all completely natural don’t hang your head in shame

I once worked with a lad I called ‘beans boy’
Oh boy that kid sure could let rip
Think his mum fed him baked beans and curries
Cos we sure got a good whiff of it
On bad days we’d opened the windows
We’d gasp for some sweet smelling air
It was so bad I thought I’d get asphyxiated
And would be found dead in my chair

Jan Allison
30th June 2014

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Rowdy Yates August 3, 2014 at 11:49 AM I enjoyed this poem, it was nothing I thought the title was. What a way to entertain in an embarrassing moment. Good job. Jan Allison August 3, 2014 at 12:41 PM I love to pull people in with my title Rowdy and try and write an amusing poem if I can - I had about 12 other poets write 'farty poems' and it brought some fun to the site - they are listed on a blog I wrote! Thanks for dropping by Hugs Jan xx

Peter Dome July 4, 2014 at 5:35 AM Ha ha Jan hilarious.I remember being at the Doctors in the waiting room. and a child saying.'Mummy that fat lady's trumpt. Hope that wind doesn't come my way take care best wishes. Pete. I don't ever do it of course, honest. Ar well. only human. I think?. Jan Allison July 4, 2014 at 6:49 AM I had SUCH fun with this poem Peter about 7 other people wrote poems about farting as a result of this write - site needed a pick me up its been pretty poor lately especially lack of reads and comments. Hugs jan xxxx

Tim Smith June 30, 2014 at 6:28 PM who smells...mine is up too..lol Jan Allison July 1, 2014 at 12:53 AM Can't wait Tim LOL hugs Jan xxx

Casarah Nance June 30, 2014 at 6:11 PM Okay added my scent to the mix :) Jan Allison July 1, 2014 at 12:53 AM Lol thanks Casarah will drop by now:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith June 30, 2014 at 5:24 PM lol...you are too funny Jan...My kids and I blame each other or the dog....hugs Tim Jan Allison June 30, 2014 at 5:33 PM I do try and bring humour into my writes Tim. Sadly we don't have a dog LOL Hugs Jan xxx

Casarah Nance June 30, 2014 at 5:19 PM Hahaha oh funny, funny, my daughter has to announce to me every time she farts, its quite funny, especially in the middle of the night when its quiet and sleeping then you hear :mama I farted: lol, oh good memories! lol Jan Allison June 30, 2014 at 5:22 PM LOL aww bless her Casarah. Hugs as ever Jan xx