Paper Or Plastic

~~Paper or Plastic~~ I went to the doctors the other day an embarrassing problem some would say I cannot stop a tinkle when I walk and it causes me problems when I talk I dare not laugh I told him so he answered don’t worry it will hopefully go Until then you need some protection I have this underwear selection He offered me a pack of panties; will you choose a set of these please? I looked at them I was amused I could not think of which to choose I read the labels rather quick and noticed the choice: Paper or Plastic......... Well with horror I thought of plastic underwear I would stick to every plastic chair If I wriggled around for a start, I’d probably get a static spark The chaffing would be so abhorrent, if I accepted some of these plastic pants I looked then at the paper ones, but wondered what if I had the runs? Can you imagine the mess I would be in, I couldn’t put soiled ones in the bin This choice I thought is not for me, I will just learn how to walk, and not pee.

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Harry Horsman

Date: 10/21/2012 8:44:00 AM

hope things have improved by now.. back to your best, there is always something funny in everyday situations, and if there is, you'll find it, of that i have no doubt...