Painted Eye Brows

Occasionally I'll have a beer or two... But never do I get drunk Except one time in my early years... When I was a wild teen-age punk My friends and I bought a keg of beer... To go party and to have some fun We drank, and drank, all night long... Until the keg was done We partied at my parents house... When they left for the night They went away for their anniversary... So the timing seemed just right Nearly one hundred friends came over... To my planned up backyard bash We drank our beer, and smoked our pot... Then, most went home to crash But before the night was over... We played a game of dare I was so drunk, for twenty bucks... I shaved off my eye brow hair Man, did i look funny... With no eye brows on my face So I stole my sister's mascara From her "fix me up" make-up case I painted on new eye brows... Thinking it would look alright Boy oh boy, was I so wrong, because... It turned out, my idea was not so bright I had to go to work in the morning... To sell push-cart Ices in the park My hours were from eleven a.m. Until, the day got dark With the sun beating down upon my face The mascara dripped and smeared No wonder why, everyone who looked at me Had looked at me...so weird (lol) So, when ever I drink beer these days... I'll never drink to get drunk again Funny, how I can now laugh about those times... That had happened way back when