Pain Free Dentist

THE PAIN-FREE DENTIST

Now a dentist who’s rich and quite willing
Offers painless extraction and filling
Patients blissful succumb
Quite untroubled and numb
Rest pain-free until they see the billing
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Jeavons Avatar
January 31, 2019 at 11:48 AM
Geoffrey, that was a fun read! Congrats. Susan
Mcconnell Avatar
January 28, 2019 at 7:25 AM
Nice fun write Geoffrey, in fact just been at my dentist this morning for my 6 monthly check up with all ok. Have a good day, Gordon
Brewer Avatar
January 28, 2019 at 7:50 AM
I hope the bill was also OK. Thanks, Gordon.
Dietrich Avatar
January 26, 2019 at 7:49 PM
haha, Another one i really like!! Belated congrats.
Brewer Avatar
January 28, 2019 at 7:49 AM
Glad you do. Thanks Andrea
Devonshire Avatar
January 25, 2019 at 8:07 AM
Yup, that bill will do it every time, Geoffrey. Great Limerick! Congratulations on your win! Best wishes, Carolyn
Brewer Avatar
January 25, 2019 at 4:52 PM
Many thanks and good wishes, Carolyn.
Roper Avatar
January 24, 2019 at 5:18 PM
A great poem, Geoffrey, congratulations on your win. Hugs Eve ~`*
Brewer Avatar
January 25, 2019 at 4:50 PM
Thank you, Eve.
Allison Avatar
January 19, 2019 at 10:10 AM
Lol we wrote on a similar theme :-) hugs Jan xx
Brewer Avatar
January 25, 2019 at 4:49 PM
Touché! Good one, Jan.
Laurie Avatar
January 10, 2019 at 5:31 PM
G'day Geoffrey … dentists are a bit like pelicans with their huge bills, but we will pay anything to rid toothache - thanks Geoffrey - Lindsay
Brewer Avatar
January 11, 2019 at 10:40 PM
G’day and thanks for the witty comment, Lindsay. Like the pelican: his dinners hold much mor than his belly can!
Gauthier Avatar
January 8, 2019 at 9:36 PM
Goo one, Geoffrey.
Brewer Avatar
January 9, 2019 at 4:38 AM
Thank you,. Line
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