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Oxymooron

( The cannibal Cow)

Moo moo moo
On our cud we chew

That old jersey
Going down smooth

Mad you are
When you are what you eat

Cows eating cows
Quit pulling my teat!

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John Watt

July 10, 2020 at 6:29 PM

Well now I know how mad cow disease got started! If you're in the moooood for a tasteless cannibal joke, proceed with caution... "Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate children?" Sorry about that. Your poem made me chuckle, Mo.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 11, 2020 at 10:19 AM

Heh, who doesn't love a good cannibal joke? ;D, Thank you! Made my honey laugh ~xomo

Charlie Knowlton

February 27, 2020 at 2:04 PM

Very, very, funny…Good write Maureen…I would value your critique of my recent "Top 10 things my cat has sad."

Jeff Connelly

December 15, 2019 at 9:44 AM

Lol a funny one at that Maureen. I remember a Far Side strip with a bunch of cows standing around one sitting at a table with fork and knife in hand saying, "We taste like chicken." Lol

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

December 15, 2019 at 9:46 AM

Tee hee, I recite this one all the time, my old favourite ;)))) I LOVE The Far Side