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Oxymooron

( The cannibal Cow) Moo moo moo On our cud we chew That old jersey Going down smooth Mad you are When you are what you eat Cows eating cows Quit pulling my teat!

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John Watt

Date: 7/10/2020 6:29:00 PM

Well now I know how mad cow disease got started! If you're in the moooood for a tasteless cannibal joke, proceed with caution... "Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate children?" Sorry about that. Your poem made me chuckle, Mo.

Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 7/11/2020 10:19:00 AM

Heh, who doesn't love a good cannibal joke? ;D, Thank you! Made my honey laugh ~xomo

Charlie Knowlton

Date: 2/27/2020 2:04:00 PM

Very, very, funny…Good write Maureen…I would value your critique of my recent "Top 10 things my cat has sad."

Jeff Connelly

Date: 12/15/2019 9:44:00 AM

Lol a funny one at that Maureen. I remember a Far Side strip with a bunch of cows standing around one sitting at a table with fork and knife in hand saying, "We taste like chicken." Lol

Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 12/15/2019 9:46:00 AM

Tee hee, I recite this one all the time, my old favourite ;)))) I LOVE The Far Side