our porch is a mess

our porch is a mess falling apart I do not notice it until the week before we have company too late to do anything about it now when did the three pieces of gingerbread fall off? Where are the missing wind chimes? I note that it is rather shabby Some of the boards are warped, pieces of the railing are falling in We are not the prissy types some people would be horrified by this shabbiness You have heard of shabby chic? This is shabby EKE! dead mouse I just noticed We have hobbies, interests, Jazzing up our dilapidated porch is the last thing I want to do. I do however get rid of the dead rodent.