Our New Almost Vice Principal

She introduced herself to the staff as their new vice-principal.
It was not the truth,
Not quite a lie yet either.
In truth, she had
Warned the principal
She was after his job.
The principal did not get to choose
His own staff, and human resources
Had hired and sent him this
 maladroit interloper in July.
He knew her quite well by the
Time the rest of the staff arrived
In August.
She was rapidly labelled an
unwelcome fussbudget. In
hours the staff knew to stay away from
her in droves, not listening
to her ravings or keen suggestions
for improvement on their inept performances.
Her most confident area, of course was self-confidence.
She had it in oodles and arches,
And she displayed it
With the skill of
a clumsy peacock, holding an exceptionally casual bull horn.
The last they heard her about her, she had complained to HR that her frustration level was through the roof, they were boobs, and she was leaving.    
A little celebration good-bye party was held in her honor two weeks after she left
at the principal's house.
Now who forgot to invite her?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Kiser Avatar
October 12, 2018 at 10:42 AM
"a clumsy peacock, holding an exceptionally casual bull horn." Now there's an image that cracked me up! You know you're in a real pit whenever you're not invited to your own goodbye party. An enjoyable read.
Krutsinger Avatar
October 12, 2018 at 3:05 PM
The ending was figured out rather quickly, as I always ask myself "what if?"
Mcferran Avatar
October 12, 2018 at 10:24 AM
Bwahahaha! ;D I'm SURE it was an oversight...
Krutsinger Avatar
October 12, 2018 at 3:04 PM
You know us, of course it was.
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