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Our Local Vampire

Had a blood sample taken by our local vampire
Saw traces of blood on her teeth when she smiled
She drew an extra flask
For an afternoon snack
She sure looked scary in her vampire attire


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Andrea Dietrich

April 3, 2015 at 9:38 PM

a vampiress!! Love how you had her with a flask of it!!!

Jack Ellison

April 3, 2015 at 9:50 PM

"An afternoon snack"!!! The nursey-poo that was taking a blood sample actually said that to me!!! I pretty sure she was joking... hmmm! LOL Hugs, Jack xx

Carol Eastman

April 3, 2015 at 1:02 PM

Ummm... Jack... I thought you said your Dr. was hubba- hubba... Did she send in a mean old nurse?... LOL

Jack Ellison

April 3, 2015 at 1:10 PM

Oh she is... my dear sweet loveable Dr. KIMBERLEY Sutton!!! Yup! However, she sent me to this blood letting office down the street where I encountered this vampire! She ACTUALLY told me she was drawing an extra vile for her afternoon snack! A vampire with a sense of humour! I THINK she was kidding! xxx!