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There once was a woman, "Plus sighs" Who was known for her "Hungry Eyes" Although she loved food She soon had a brood By switching to group exercise! * *When the French discovered a land teeming with food, grapes, and beautiful women, they shouted, "Orgie en!" which British censors translated as, "The gold is gone" from the Rendezvous pidgin, "Or est GONE!" Oregon's motto is, "She soars on her own wings" So you decide whether it was the girls or the lack of gold . . . .

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Date: 9/11/2021 12:09:00 PM
Interesting work. Quite humorous. Thanks for dropping by my page. Sara
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Date: 9/10/2021 5:32:00 PM
love the explanation lol great wit indeed and i adore plus sighs lol fab word play:-) hugs jan xx
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/11/2021 10:28:00 AM
Mahalo, Jan! Plus Sighs seems appropriate to many women! Aloha!
Date: 9/9/2021 6:49:00 PM
Hello Rico ... I think they call this group exercise an orgy - thanks again Rico - Lindsay
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/10/2021 11:09:00 AM
I would not know as I think privates are private? Aloha! Rico
Date: 9/8/2021 5:04:00 PM
The exercise was good for her figure - Was the trigger to becoming trimmer - Her brood grew and grew - If only she knew - What was causing her chicks to come hither…… Belle
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/9/2021 11:13:00 AM
Thanks for the giggle and, yes, such exercise is good for the figure!
Date: 9/8/2021 4:05:00 PM
Giggles Galore! And new neurons too! ~x
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/9/2021 11:14:00 AM
Mahalo! I have always had a French sense of humour which still does not go over well with the British - and many, many Americans! Aloha! Rico
Date: 9/8/2021 2:34:00 PM
Where is this place and are the women still there lol. Tom
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/9/2021 11:10:00 AM
Ask Michelle Faulkner . . .
Date: 9/8/2021 12:59:00 PM
Enjoyable, Rico. (chuckling) Hey, I'll go with the French! Never cared much for censors, be they British or otherwise.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 9/9/2021 11:12:00 AM
I think, "The gold is gone!" is a more likely the explanation than that given by wikipedia and Oregon . . . . .

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