Oops!

The esteemed senator was entangled in a very delicate situation.
It seems that with his long-time secretary he had yielded to temptation!
It was obvious that she was (to put it delicately) in a "family way."
He nervously laughed it off saying, "It's not my fault!" to keep the press at bay!

His spouse in her heart wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt.
She didn't want to blemish his stellar career since he carried lots of clout.
But when she queried, "Are you the father of the child?" he became aloof.
"Get off my case and mind your business," said he, "Besides you have no proof!"

As inevitably happens the long-time secretary completed her gestation.
A spittin' image of the senator was produced creating national sensation!
He replied to the media about previous denials saying, "I'm not to blame!
As usual, you guys took my words out of context I shall always claim!"

He went about his senatorial duties as usual stating, "I will show no shame!
I will continue to serve the people of this nation and I will clear my name!"
Well, "the people" wanted a leader who would provide ethical direction,
And saw to it that he was voted out of office at the next general election!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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2d Place win in Paula Swanson's "Four Sentence" Contest - June 2010
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Clark Avatar
June 29, 2010 at 5:08 PM
Congratulations Robert! Great write! Jeralynn
Ryerson Avatar
June 27, 2010 at 5:23 AM
Funny as heck and straight to the point, Bob! No surprise it's a winner!...Not an unusual story in the big D.C. these days...to our shame, some of these guys get re-elected! - Tim
Culverhouse Avatar
June 25, 2010 at 11:34 AM
congrats on the second place win!! well deserved!
Mascarenhas Avatar
June 25, 2010 at 4:44 AM
congratulations on your win, cheers oscar
Brown Avatar
June 24, 2010 at 5:14 AM
Congratulations Robert on your win in Paula Swanson's contest "Four Sentences". Love, Carol
Lacey Avatar
June 23, 2010 at 4:07 PM
funny poem, lol
Smith Avatar
June 23, 2010 at 10:55 AM
i like this! its funny, and straightforward. 6/7
Neels Avatar
June 23, 2010 at 4:01 AM
Awesome Bob, congrats on you 2nd place in the Contest - tc Wilma
Taylor Avatar
June 22, 2010 at 9:06 PM
Congrats on yor 2nd place in contest, Bob. Nice going. ...Ralph
Dillard Avatar
June 22, 2010 at 8:40 PM
Way to go Bob! Looks like you had fun with this one. I know I had fun reading it. It's so much like the life of a former presidential candidate, I expected to see his name. You're in good company at the top with Carrie! RAY
Dietrich Avatar
June 22, 2010 at 7:20 PM
I knew this one was a winner when I saw it. Congratulations!
Muzzey Avatar
June 20, 2010 at 4:13 PM
I must say, this appears to be a winner in my book! A wonderful write, I enjoyed the read and laugh. Good luck in the contest. Caryl
Culverhouse Avatar
June 20, 2010 at 6:25 AM
lol funny, sounds so real! Except they don't have the I- word. HA!
Taylor Avatar
June 19, 2010 at 4:05 PM
Great use of the four sentences. Good luck.
Mehta Avatar
June 19, 2010 at 4:07 AM
A wonderful entry , seems to be a winner. Good luck in the contest
Dietrich Avatar
June 18, 2010 at 11:56 PM
WAY To go with the words, Great imagination to do the poem for the contest with this story. Is this that same story I saw on Oprah Winfrey a while back? good luck in the contest.Andrea
Belt Avatar
June 18, 2010 at 10:15 PM
LOL....Another awesome write Bob....good luck in the contest.....Larry
Johnson Avatar
June 18, 2010 at 10:04 PM
lGreat poem for the contest. Good luck. Love, Joyce
Flach Avatar
June 18, 2010 at 9:17 PM
Bravo Robert - a truly epic, glorious write. Well done!! Joe
Freeman Avatar
June 18, 2010 at 9:06 PM
This is a cool one, my friend. For a lot of this type thing going on in the political circle. Lol, Good luck in the contest. A winner for sure. Agape, Moses
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June 18, 2010 at 9:02 PM
wow ! Bob your oooops, has the humor, i needed to read at this moment.... more I cuckled on the part with the no proof...Enjoyed, have awonderful one,..p..d.
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