Only When Yours Truly Busies Himself

Only when yours truly busies himself... Feigning to emulate NON GMO garden variety English major oh just so ho-hum, this ousted son and cingular bro biological byproduct of papa's yoyo after mama taut Peppy how to grow big and become vein, her issuing blow by blow stroke, thence pecker imitated fountainhead unleashing at apropos time outburst analogous when an arrow loosed from archer's bow shooting off about hip height mo' than bajillion microscopic one celled lil longfellow (Oh Henry...! wad art thou doing?) just hmm... giving mutual sin O Job whelp... subsequently little squirt begot sole son this all because sticky clot hit bullseye right on the dot nope, no where near size of ergot spore, yet radiating burning temperature more hot than..., liquified gold prior bitta bing bitta bang forged into ingot, now just little more about fertilized ova, I wanna jot potential pluperfect parasite (me) acquired, cultivated, fashioned... one after another deft bon mot while in utero until umbilical cord severed than christened newborn tot. Now fast forward blaw blaw blaw when I began to clamor and claw nope, cuz I ne'er learned how to draw, the least significant genetic flaw, cue laugh track and prerecorded guffaw similar to popular nineteen seventies television hee haw laughter muted upon meeting battle axe mother in law another story... genre mccaw braw, she excelled spewing vitriol out her maw, thence I slowly must heard, mixed metaphors and mastered...pshaw modesty keeps me from bragging yea - boot as a non sequitur non secretor, yukon call me the word wrangler outlaw lo never cussing out anybody, I can more easily whip out pistol if captive audience critiques mein arcane saw jeering (matt speak feeble attempt at wordplay - i.e. soldiering) receiving affirmative nod courtesy none other than quick draw mcgraw now ye butter listen (er... read) up and don't blather and beast not shtupp to conquer, when ya hear bit ching pup that maybe be yipping faux ruse to empty pocket inner empty cup.