Charles Messina Poet Limerick

One-Eyed Iguanas

I once met some natives from Bahamas 
Both men had the same size BIG iguanas 
I was embarrassed - to say  
I felt very SMALL - that day 
When I saw them pop out their pajamas  


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Put Your Best (One) Limerick Forward  
(Be like Rico Leffanta) Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by: Andrea Deitrich 


Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 
7-2-2019

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Suzanne Delaney March 22, 2023 at 1:03 PM I had heard that Iguanas were big in the Bahamas LOL Thanks for the giggle. Congratulations, SuZ

Andrea Dietrich March 13, 2023 at 4:45 PM Loved this one, Charles. Reminded me of my own iguana limerick except mine was code for a female's top part!! Congrats on your awesome limerick.

Lady Labyrinth July 14, 2019 at 8:53 PM LOL. LOVE IT!! lol...so good. Leanne x Lady Labyrinth July 14, 2019 at 8:55 PM I've met some dudes like that...the Iguana's run off in fear, I'm afraid to say. lol. congrats on the win.

Connie Marcum Wong July 14, 2019 at 12:12 AM What a hoot Charles! Loved it! Congratulations on your deserving win, : ) xxoo

Alexis Y. July 10, 2019 at 3:45 PM Hi Charlie, This one caused me laugh out loud! Congratulations on placing well in the contest:-) Alexis

Robert Johnson July 10, 2019 at 10:24 AM OH MY! :) Well done getting all those syllables to match up. One-eyed Iguana's, never heard that one before. I mean, just too funny. And congrats.

Anisha Dutta July 4, 2019 at 9:44 PM BIG CONGRATS to win.

Andrea Dietrich July 4, 2019 at 7:53 PM Congrats on the awesome win, Charles.

Line Gauthier July 4, 2019 at 3:24 PM Congrats on your silver medal win with this exotic limerick, Charles.

Caren Krutsinger July 4, 2019 at 12:04 PM Congratulations on your trophy win! Hilarious!

Jan Allison July 4, 2019 at 11:37 AM I adored this first time I read it,many congrats Charlie!:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf July 4, 2019 at 11:00 AM This is just terrific, Charlie. Congrats on your trophy win in Tania's contest. Now stuff that banana back in those pajamas, please! LOL. Best wishes, Gershon

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart July 4, 2019 at 10:44 AM BAH HA HA! ;D Congrats on your win! xomo

Kim Rodrigues July 4, 2019 at 9:01 AM Oh boy! Very funny! Congrats, Charles (I think ;)

Tania Kitchin July 4, 2019 at 8:52 AM Congratulations Charlie on your win in the contest, this is hilarious!

Lindsay Laurie July 3, 2019 at 7:24 PM G'day Charles … sounds like the Bahamas is a very interesting place for the sights Charles - Lindsay

Robert L. Hinshaw July 3, 2019 at 12:24 PM Charlie: You have a winner here! I love great lims and this is a great one! Glad you enjoyed the Pa Goose lines & I appreciate your comments. Great to hear from you - Bob

Arturo Michael July 3, 2019 at 8:34 AM Bring the scaffolding to hold it up...long and heavy will be the drop... You had fun with this one...

Tom Cunningham July 3, 2019 at 5:18 AM Haha loved it Charlie, must be all that fresh fish and coconut oil. Good luck. Tom

Jan Allison July 2, 2019 at 6:41 PM oh so funny!:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich July 2, 2019 at 6:32 PM naughty limerick! Fun to read.