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There was a pirate from Limerick

Who had a hook on a wooden stick

He stole with one hand

Now it’s contraband

Sold by a one-eyed Bolshevik

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 4/17/2019 7:30:00 PM
ha! good ending. Congrats on the win.
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Kai Michael Neumann
Date: 4/18/2019 5:02:00 AM
Hi Andrea. Thank you for your praise. Rather a pirate than Lord Nelson. Both blind on one eye ... Kind wishes, Kai
Date: 4/16/2019 4:57:00 PM
Kai, I enjoyed your cute limerick, congratulations on your winning placement!
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Kai Michael Neumann
Date: 4/18/2019 5:03:00 AM
Thank you Tania. I appreciate your praise. Kind wishes, Kai
Date: 4/13/2019 4:28:00 PM
I enjoyed - busted a grin, I did! CayCay
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Kai Michael Neumann
Date: 4/18/2019 5:08:00 AM
Thank you CayCay. I think I was a pirate in my past life. Would not have made the grade for Robin Hood. And prefer the ocean to the woods in any case. Some redistribution of wealth at least. Kind wishes, Kai
Date: 4/12/2019 7:25:00 PM
G'day Kai … good one. Pirated goods sold in pubs sounds like nothing has changed - enjoyed - Lindsay
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Kai Michael Neumann
Date: 4/14/2019 4:46:00 AM
Thank you Lindsay. Much appreciated. Kind wishes, Kai