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One Sided

There was a pirate from Limerick

Who had a hook on a wooden stick

He stole with one hand

Now it’s contraband

Sold by a one-eyed Bolshevik

nonsenselimerick

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Eve Roper

April 18, 2019 at 9:50 PM

Congratulations on your wonderful Limerick win, Kai . Have a great Easter. Hugs Eve ~`*

Kai Michael Neumann

April 19, 2019 at 3:46 AM

Thank you Eve. Many Easter blessing to you as well. Kind wishes, Kai

Andrea Dietrich

April 17, 2019 at 7:30 PM

ha! good ending. Congrats on the win.

Kai Michael Neumann

April 18, 2019 at 5:02 AM

Hi Andrea. Thank you for your praise. Rather a pirate than Lord Nelson. Both blind on one eye ... Kind wishes, Kai

Tania Kitchin

April 16, 2019 at 4:57 PM

Kai, I enjoyed your cute limerick, congratulations on your winning placement!

Kai Michael Neumann

April 18, 2019 at 5:03 AM

Thank you Tania. I appreciate your praise. Kind wishes, Kai

CayCay Godwin

April 13, 2019 at 4:28 PM

I enjoyed - busted a grin, I did! CayCay

Kai Michael Neumann

April 18, 2019 at 5:08 AM

Thank you CayCay. I think I was a pirate in my past life. Would not have made the grade for Robin Hood. And prefer the ocean to the woods in any case. Some redistribution of wealth at least. Kind wishes, Kai