One Hundred Percent
What Makes 100% ?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say
They are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings
Where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help.
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
Therefore,
One can conclude with mathematical certainty,
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
Attitude will get you there.
It’s the Bull and Ass-Kissing
That will put you over the top.
Now you know why Politicians are where they are!
Copyright © Robert Grappel | Year Posted 2023
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