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On Turning Fifty Contest

ON TURNING FIFTY As my cousin turned fifty there was talk of AARP. Two years behind Danny, I ask the million dollar question: “What is AARP?” – “Oh you’ll find out,” my uncle laughs. ~ Fifty is the turning point - No sense denying, we’ll all die one day. For example, just letting fifty flip off your lips… What the blankety blank?! Well, look, I am old enough to swear…after all! ~ My baby sister thinks old age a grand joke - All us old farts…me fourteen years her senior. But we all know, even baby sisters hit the jackpot: I can hear her screaming, “Noooooo! That’s im-po-sibbbbble!” If you heard a star wars reference, yes I’m that old! ~ 50 is a party hardy age: We shake our groove thang Grown men line up in full gear for the YMCA My husband unbuttons his shirt “My eyes…” ~ Fellow fifty lifers fill your flagons with felicitous fright…I mean delight Lift up those hefty flagons, if you still have the strength. If you can still laugh your not dead yet. Fifty more to go to the finish line. Fifty more is up to you: Fifty drinks Fifty breaths Fifty sighs Fifty laughs Fifty years Cheers! 4/10/2017 A free as can be free verse, who the heck cares…I’m fifty plus :)

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Date: 4/28/2017 8:04:00 PM
Enjoyed the write Kim. Good to hear from others going my way.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 4/28/2017 8:44:00 PM
Thank you, Curtis!
Date: 4/10/2017 9:33:00 AM
Thanks for the laughs Kim, you turned fifty into a grand party:) Amitiés
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 4/10/2017 9:42:00 AM
The only way to go, Anne-Marie :)
Date: 4/10/2017 8:26:00 AM
awesome! Cheers is right!!! great one for the contest- looks like a winner to me Kim- :)-luloo
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 4/10/2017 8:33:00 AM
Thanks, Luloo! :)
Date: 4/10/2017 7:54:00 AM
You go girl! Fifty is the new forty, lol. You are as old as you feel and that is a moving scale from day to day. Good luck.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 4/10/2017 7:55:00 AM
Thirty was scary, forty was frightening, fifty is who the heck cares...lol! Thanks, Phil! :)

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