On the Plane To Spain

On her first trip to Spain Claimed aisle seat on the plane Right next to some large bloke Sure glad that he couldn’t smoke ‘Cause it’s a real long flight Things would for sure get tight He’d squish her like a stamp She’d surely get a cramp But best not make a scene Just breathe, keep her nose clean She planned to have a snooze Get help from bit of booze Started with rum and coke But that was just a joke Called for a nip of gin That just gave her a grin Needed to raise a notch Asked for a glass of scotch Great, now she felt no pain Sure she’d wake up in Spain AP: Honorable Mention 2020 Submitted on December 25, 2018 for contest 2019 POETRY MARATHON MILE 3 sponsored by MARK TONEY and on February 6, 2018 for 120 WORDS CONTEST sponsored by SILENT ONE