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on the ----ng over of Chelsea Welch: part I

on the ****ing over of Chelsea Welch

let’s begin with what a waitress does in a day…
a waitress works her *** off,
forced to have the biggest smile in the world
for every miserable ****, every fat american
family with its screaming & misbehaving
rugrats, who come in to shovel food into their
like it was going out of style,
like they had some anonymous tip that 
famine was coming.

a waitress makes dick for a wage &
relies on the tips of her customers,
which is why, no matter how bad her own day 
has been, before she drags herself into the shift,
she must kiss the *** of these idiots
every night of every week that she toils in the
she gets stress from the bartender who won’t make the
drinks fast enough---
she gets *****from the kitchen staff who **** up her orders---
she gets crap from the busboys who won’t replenish the 
salad bar---
she gets flack from the dishwasher who gives her *****for
how she places down the dishes quick when racing around
the kitchen &
if she’s lucky, she gets hit on by the scumbag male customers
who’ve “had too much to drink” &
even the guys on the staff who just won’t leave her

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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