Old vs New

Old: I got hosed 
New: I got Trumped 

Old: This sucks!
what sucks
New: Being Trumped 

Old: Obama (good)
New: Trump (bad)

maybe

Old: Looks like a godsend now 
New: sniffs his nose up like a clown.

HA HA HA HA HA BOOM
Old: We all shall become that is New: Not if I have anything to do with it. (DAMN YOU . . . HAIR! Damn you, you...hair) old Old: May very well get escorted up into heaven. New: Trumped trumped trumped trumped DOWN! beneath the ground Surrounded by fences and tall walls Capsulated by his very own self. It is my pleasure to finally introduce yourself to you . . . 4/7/16

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Date: 4/7/2017 7:20:00 PM
"Surrounded by fences and tall walls" lol! This was hilarious! Good write
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Date: 4/8/2017 4:20:00 PM
Thank you sir! I hope I place in the contest but win or lose; every contest that inspires a poet to write is always and undoubtedly a big fat WIN. Hands down . . .