Mike Gentile Poet Free verse

Old and Bold

Old and Bold


Did you think you ordered Halibut but
     were served a Hamburger,
because you can’t see the menu?

Is there more hair in the brush then there is
     on your head?

When you tell friends that you’re lifting weight,
     does that really mean that you’re just lifting
yourself out of the chair to get a snack?

If you answered yes,
     then you need ‘Old and Bold”

Yep, just ten tablespoons a day will
     restore your vigor!

 (Caution: Alcohol content, 50% by volume)

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Chris Green July 3, 2017 at 4:15 PM If it's 50% alcohol by volume, who needs a spoon, just hand me the bottle. :) This was fun Mike.