Ok, It's Flat

OK, IT’S FLAT To say Saskatchewan is flat Is like saying a woman is fat : A superficial judgement Which denies all her other allurement. Oh, what wonders are in glorious Sask? I hear everyone breathlessly ask. Only the lake with the biggest inland Freshwater delta in all the world’s land. And two of the five biggest all-Canadian lakes - Athabasca and Reindeer - land sakes! And - what is our greatest glory? Sask is the world’s biggest political territory Whose boundaries are geometric lines all. We certainly can’t be considered small. Ok, I hear you say, but it’s still flat. . . Well, it’s not to us prairie boys, and that’s that!