Oh, Snap!

I bought a winter coat today; It didn’t have a tag, But when I asked the price, it was A bargain I could snag. It fit me to a T, although Another coat in black Is something that I do not need, Though I could take it back. I tried it on again at home; My husband gave the nod, Yet in the pocket was a snap, Which I found rather odd. My fingers followed all the snaps To see if one was gone. Alas, the collar just had half; No snapping could go on. Instead, there was a little hole Where once that snap was sewn, A defect that decided that This coat I would not own. Most likely she who ripped it Did return it on the sly, Where it remained for someone Unsuspecting (me!) to buy. The next time there’s that little voice That tells me, “You don’t need it!” Instead of just ignoring it, I think I might just heed it.