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When the toilet paper roll is almost empty poetry contest- Sponsored by Sara Kendrick

Oh Shhh-it

When the toilet paper roll is almost empty, and I'm sitting on the bowl 
I start thinking is there enough there left, and my eyes begin to roll 
I shout out from my bathroom, in hopes that someone near will hear 
Cause one time when no one heard me, I had to use my underwear 
To wipe off all the poopoo, I know, you must think that I'm a nut 
But no way will I leave poopoo, sticking, stinking on my butt
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Goldsmith Avatar
August 29, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Congratulations on your fun win. I enjoyed reading your wonderful/creative write. A shower would work better??? Have a fun weekend with your  win...............
Kendrick Avatar
August 28, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I want to say I appreciate you supporting my contest by writing a poem just for it. Congratulations on your work being on the winner's list. Way to go!!👏✍️. Sara K.
Borg Avatar
August 24, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I had to visit because of the title. Ughhh! It happened to me once but I had a shower.
Etgen-Baker Avatar
August 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
eeegads.
Andresen Avatar
August 19, 2026 at 5:40 AM
- I hope you found clean underwear in the bathroom drawer :))) - GL in the contest :) - hugs
Messina Avatar
August 19, 2026 at 5:51 AM
LOL- Thank you, Anne-Lise :)
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