Kim Merryman Poet Rhyme

Oh Me, Oh My

Oh me! Oh my!
I think I'm going to die!
I bumped my head,
I'll soon be dead!
Oh me, oh me, oh my!

Oh dear! Oh dear!
I know my end is near!
I coughed, I sneezed,
and then I wheezed!
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

What's that you say?
I'm going to be okay?
You haven't heard
a single word.
I'm at death's door today!

(This is a parody of someone I know who gets overly dramatic
when she doesn't feel well)
6/16/15

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Robert Lindley July 27, 2015 at 10:12 AM Enjoy the rhyming and I know a person thats is exactly like that. I was raised with her . My mom, God bless her soul, has been that way for at least 55 years that I remember, she is 87 now! Great poem. A7 Kim Merryman July 27, 2015 at 4:55 PM Thank you, Robert! My aunt was the inspiration for this.

Don Johnson June 18, 2015 at 6:31 PM great picture painted ...hypokondriaccy almost great fun babe... Kim Merryman June 18, 2015 at 8:29 PM Thank you, Don! Glad you stopped by.

Andrea Dietrich June 17, 2015 at 10:56 PM hahaha, reminded me of that story, Chicken LIttle and the sky is falling. GOOD one. Kim Merryman June 18, 2015 at 8:28 PM Thanks, Andrea!

Constance La France June 17, 2015 at 8:26 PM Kim, wonderfully penned 7, you are so talented and thanks for my wonderful placement in your Walz contest, I am so honored Kim Merryman June 18, 2015 at 8:27 PM Thank you, Constance! You deserved the placement.

Cheryl Darby June 16, 2015 at 3:17 PM Don't we all know someone like that! Made me chuckle! Cheryl, England. Kim Merryman June 18, 2015 at 8:26 PM Glad you liked it, Cheryl! Thanks for the comment.