Oh! Happy Days

Renting a car Hire it weekly Off of the forecourt Ever so meekly Waiting until A mile up the road Check for police Throttle gets toed Burning some rubber Spinning the wheel Smiling away as the Tyres they squeal Needle it redlines In every gear Hitting the bends Showing no fear Listening to The big engines roar Into the straight Foot to the floor Bend coming up Shift into third Sweetest sound that You ever heard Dab on the brake Power it through Reacts like a dream Sticking like glue Next one ahead Try power slide Going too fast Car drifting wide Stamp on the brake to Slow down the b*tch Wheels lock up tight Flips into a ditch Strapped in the seat Engine ablaze Doors are jammed shut Oh! Happy days