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Oh, Gabrielle


Oh, Gabrielle
Beautiful, funny, sexy, loud
Who cheats on her husband
She has tons of domestic struggles
Secrets and crimes, mysteries to hide
Your a housewife who never does housework
An accent that makes men swoon
Acts dumb but is cunning and cruel
Can be loud and obnoxious
Can tell a good lie . . . 
I love that laugh
Oh, she is beautiful and devious
She is hot and she knows it
And she tells me she sleeps like an angel
Angel!!! That you will never be, Gabrielle
The ladies on Wisteria Lane have a name for you
But being a lady, I cannot say it
She knows what she wants and goes for it
No matter who it hurts,
Oh, Gabrielle how can someone so lovely
Be so evil inside
Maybe if we become friends
I can change your attitude, what do you think
Want to come for tea at two
No husband or boyfriend to steal
I am a single girl
Come on, Gabrielle 
For once just be a regular person
Wouldn't that be an easier life for you


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May 29, 2016


Poetry/Free Verse/Oh, Gabrielle
Copyright Protected, ID 16-795-969-0
All Rights Reserved.  Written under Pseudonym.

Inspired by the character, Gabrielle Solis 
on Desperate Housewife's, played by Eva Langoria
 

For the contest, Desperate Housewife's
sponsor, Poet Destroyer

Fourth Place
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Devnath  Avatar
July 4, 2016 at 11:44 AM
Congrats on your win my lovely smiling friend. First time i have heard about Gabrielle from you. Loved always, bl
Kimathi Avatar
July 4, 2016 at 8:14 AM
Grabrielle is one captivating personality... Congrats BW, for your placement in the contest!! ;-)
Misra Avatar
July 4, 2016 at 4:35 AM
Congrats on your win, BW. Gabrielle comes across as a devious, manipulative and sexy wench who provides enough food for gossip! Excellent write.
Lamoureux Avatar
July 3, 2016 at 8:11 AM
I think Gabrielle is the sexiest housewife on the show. I enjoyed your winning poem.
A   Avatar
July 2, 2016 at 11:49 PM
Broken, Congratulations on your Desperate House Wife WIN. I thank you for writing for my contest. Stop by my latest blog "UNION OF DISGUISING FACES "HZ1" blog #2." if you'd like. Always & Forever ~LINDA~
Dietrich Avatar
June 4, 2016 at 8:36 PM
gosh, Constance, you thought up a very cool and unique way to do this contest. AWESOME, lady!!! It just got better and better until that cute ending! soupmail for ya
Marcum Wong Avatar
May 30, 2016 at 2:49 AM
I so miss that show Constance. She was a delight to watch. Her narcissism knew no bounds. You have described her perfectly! I enjoyed this being a real fan of that show. Thank you for the stroll down memory lane. : )
Gupta Avatar
May 29, 2016 at 7:15 PM
Enjoyable one liner... inspirational too....
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