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El Vals, she spoke my name to have us to come in for lunch. " than oh gracious might we dine together a celebration of man in the sight of God might we dine to strenghthen us to dance" El Vals is a roasted pork with cucumber fritters, fried butternut squash or fried mushrooms with a tangy sauce roast and slice a prok roast reserve te broth and degrease 2 cups of pork stock 2 T fish sauce 2 T sesame oil 1 T hoisin sauce 1 T oyster sauce 1 T spice rum 2 T of honey 1/2 t of chilli powder 1 cup of cornstarch flurry deep fy butternut squash in a standard bread recipe flour , eggwas and breadcrumbs once cooked cover the squash with 1 and 1/2 cups of sauteed mushrooms and 1/2 of toasted almonds. set aside to make the fritters 4 cups of grated cucumbers 3/4 of ricotta cheese 11/4 c of self rising flour 1 cup of smashed kidney beans 1/4 c dehydrated onions 1 T of garlic 3 T of Applesauce 5 T of minced ham 1 T. spoon of red pepper flakes 2 T. Spoons of lemon zest 2 T. Spoons of cayenne mix and fry, fritters top fitters with pork cover with squash and mushroom's and ladel the sauce!