Oh Dear What Can the Matter Be

Oh! dear what can the matter be?
    Punch stands accused of assault, and battery.
    There's no show without Punch, no saturday's matinee.
    His lawyer declared that's unfair.

    Oh! dear what can the sentence be?
    If Punch is found guilty, he'll swing from a gallow's tree.
    His lawyer implored, he's innocent set him free.
    While Punch with a hunch did not care.

    Oh! dear what can his answer be?
    Punch promised the judge, it was all of a fantasy.
    With the rest of the cast, confessing it's history,
    Played out for some fun at the fair.

    2/ 6/ 2018.
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Spencer Avatar
March 6, 2018 at 3:37 PM
This a great, fun poem Gdad.
Smith Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 10:29 AM
What an original piece, congratulations George...
Seal Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 1:13 PM
Hi Charlie, thankyou for your most kind comment on my poem. It is very much appreciated. Regards George.
Roper Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 11:37 PM
George congratulations on your win!
Seal Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 1:21 PM
Hello Eve, i would like to thank you most sincerely for commenting so kindly on many of my poems. My kindest regards to you. George.
Talbot Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 8:27 PM
Oh YEAH! A winner indeed, congratulations George! ... Mick
Seal Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 2:49 PM
Hi Mick, Oh YEAH! Indeed. I'm pleased as punch as the sayig goes. Or at least in my neck of the woods in Yorkshire. Please accept my kindest regards. Many thanks George.
Allison Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 3:10 PM
Many congratulations I knew this would do well in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
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February 17, 2018 at 2:52 PM
Hello Jan, thankyou for your much appreciated comments as always.My kindest regards to you George.
Lawless Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 9:45 AM
Great take on the contest theme George, well done...
Seal Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 3:09 PM
Thankyou John, for your kind comment on my poem. My regards George.
Gauthier Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 8:44 AM
Congrats on your top win, George. Well done.
Seal Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 3:15 PM
Hi Line, thankyou for all your comments on my poetry. It gives me great encouragement by doing so. My regards George.
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February 16, 2018 at 7:48 AM
Congratulations on your to top place, George. I chose this one for originality and the way you treated the subject. // Barry
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February 18, 2018 at 4:27 AM
Hi Barry, thankyou for awarding my poem top place. My second forename is also Barrie, that family and friends have always used. George is what i call my Sunday name. I enjoyed the challenge that your competition gave me, just my cup of tea. Regards George.
Allison Avatar
February 7, 2018 at 5:46 PM
I was always amazed at how popular Punch and Judy was as it was pretty violent to show young kids! thoroughly enjoyed your poem George:-) hugs jan xx
Seal Avatar
February 8, 2018 at 10:55 AM
Ah yes Jan, with Popeye, Tom and Jerry, and many more. But when mixed with comedy, it seems to be cushioned from reality. Thankyou for giving my poem the once over. My kindest regards. George.
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