Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be

Oh Dear, What Can the Matter Be

Oh dear, what can the matter be; 
I hate this dreaded technology.

This morning my computer was dead;
had I known, I could have stayed in bed.
They tell me that the hard drive has crashed;
I can’t work today, my day is trashed.

Oh dear, what can the matter be;
I hate this dreaded technology.

Last week my smart phone didn’t work as designed;
my text’s went to my son’s phone, how unkind.
They say it’s the result of Family Share,
but if you don’t want to share, better beware.

Oh dear, what can the matter be;
I hate this dreaded technology;
I fear it will be the death of me!


January 30, 2018
Contest: Oh Dear, What Can The Matter Be
Sponsor: Barry Stebbings
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James Avatar
August 16, 2021 at 7:05 AM
I definitely relate to this John lol. Technology is not my thing and my second poem I wrote is about one of my struggles with it. Fun read and enjoyed. Hugs, Emilia : )
James Avatar
August 17, 2021 at 2:57 AM
Toe is still very sore but the bruise has nearly gone. It still looks like a mini fat sausage though lol. Thank you for asking John. Hugs Emilia : )
Gondolf Avatar
August 16, 2021 at 7:56 AM
Thanks, Emilia, unfortunately this actually happened at my busiest time of the year at work. Technology is great when everything works but frustrating as hell when it doesn't. Hope your toe has healed. Hugs, John
Haight Avatar
February 22, 2018 at 9:45 AM
John, I can identify so much with your tech complaints! Well-written and witty! Congrats on your podium win. Sandra :)
Gondolf Avatar
February 22, 2018 at 11:37 AM
Thank you so much, Sandra, I appreciate it. John
Y. Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 1:13 PM
Hi John, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on 3rd place win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis
Gondolf Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 2:09 PM
Thank you so much, Alexis, I appreciate it. John
Smith Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 10:39 AM
It's gonna be the end of us all, congratulations John...
Gondolf Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 2:09 PM
Thanks, Charlie, appreciate it.
Roper Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 11:38 PM
Congratulations on your win John!
Gondolf Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 5:48 AM
Thank you, Eve.
Cunningham Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 6:12 PM
Well deserved John Congratulations Tom
Gondolf Avatar
February 17, 2018 at 5:46 AM
Thanks so much, Tom, I appreciate it.
Wolf Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 3:56 PM
Hah! You've really nailed the matter, at least as far as I'm concerned. It seems that all this tech is something we can neither live with nor live without. Grrrrrrin and Bear it, I guess. Congratulations on your well-deserved trophy. May there be many more headed your way. Best regards, Gershon
Gondolf Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 3:59 PM
Thanks, Gershon, you are so right. Before I had a cell phone I never needed one, but now that I do, I couldn't survive without it. John
Gauthier Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 8:46 AM
I can so relate, John. This poem hit it home for me. This smart technology is making us feel so dumb. Congrats on your well deserved win.
Gondolf Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 9:46 AM
Thanks, Line, much appreciated. John
Stebbings Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 7:58 AM
Congratulations on your win, John, A common problem. // Barry
Gondolf Avatar
February 16, 2018 at 9:02 AM
Thank you, Barry, and thanks for hosting the contest. John
One Avatar
February 2, 2018 at 6:38 AM
Excellent choice for the contest John, I think many of us suffer from techo issues..
Gondolf Avatar
February 2, 2018 at 8:07 AM
Thanks, SO, technology is great when it works but can be very frustrating at times. John
Hoffman Avatar
February 1, 2018 at 8:24 PM
Can definitely relate to this humorous write John; the technology is supposed to make life easier for us but its actually a little more frustrating! Great one for the contest and good luck in it!~Che :)
Gondolf Avatar
February 2, 2018 at 8:03 AM
Thanks fo your comments, Cheryl. This is so true, technology is great as long as it works the way it is supposed to.
Dietrich Avatar
January 31, 2018 at 1:26 AM
i love how you did this. Now I think I might be able to write one too, a bit along these lines. haha. hope I can, anyway.
Gondolf Avatar
January 31, 2018 at 8:33 AM
Thank you, Andrea, and I'm sure you will out do me once again. ;) John
Y. Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 9:20 PM
Hi John, I think well all can relate to this well written write.Technology can be so frustrating at times. I'm still learning how to use it. I think I'm still somewhat in the "stone age" when it comes to technology. Good write for the contest theme. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis
Gondolf Avatar
January 31, 2018 at 4:59 AM
Alexis, yes technology can be very frustrating at times. Thank you for your comments and visit. John
Tripp Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 8:33 PM
I know your day must have been frustrating so for that I apologize, but the bright side is that it spurred this wonderful poem. I share your sentiments on technology, John. I so hate technology unless I use it for chat and writing and even then, I sometimes take breaks for days at a time. Is an alarm clock considered technology? I bought a new one six months ago and still haven't figured out how to set the alarm so guess what? I use my cell phone! Good luck in the contest, Dear.
Gondolf Avatar
January 31, 2018 at 4:38 AM
Thank you, Rhoda, I appreciate your thoughts and comments. John
Sands Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 5:36 PM
Excellent John! I can relate to this. I get frustrated with all the technology. I enjoyed this :)
Gondolf Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 5:40 PM
Thank you so much, Heidi, I appreciate your comments and support. John
Cunningham Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 1:38 PM
Great piece John, and how true of technology today, great when it's working, but when it doesn't grrrrr. My comp has nearly gone out the window on many an occasion. Bring back paper and ink I say. Good luck in the contest. Regards Tom.
Gondolf Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 1:41 PM
Thanks, Tom. Before we had computers we got along just fine but now that we have them it seems that we can't live without them. John
Allison Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 12:13 PM
lol I think its a poem I can relate to so much as I'm a technological dinosaur:-) hugs Jan xx
Gondolf Avatar
January 30, 2018 at 12:17 PM
Thanks, Jan, me to! This is a true story, that's why I'm writing poems instead of working; oh well, that's what I'd rather be doing anyway. John
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