Oh Dear What Can the Matter Be?

“She’s pregnant. Oh my God!”
“I’m going to be a father!” He beams.
“What will we call him honey?” He says.
“What have I got myself into…her chest heaves.

Day after day as she grows, he works, this father to be.
“Honey, careful now!” He lends a hand as she sits down.
“Careful,” she sighs. “Shoulda thought of that…”
and her labor begins with a scream.

Hour after hour in pain …”My wife.”
Hour after hour he paces his life.
A squall from the far room and in rushes he.
“I’m a father!” He preens. “Honey? What will his name be?”

Up honey looks, no smile…so abashed
“Honey,” she says. “We have a fine lass…..”
Crestfallen he stammers. Eyes caste to the wall.
“It’s alright.” He says “We can have more………..”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Fraser Avatar
May 9, 2010 at 6:53 AM
Awesome poem Deborah. It sounds like me, my first two were boys and i so wanted a daughter, third time lucky. Many congratulations on your win in Nathan's fine contest. I now have four children, 3B & Becky >> James
Sweetheart Avatar
May 8, 2010 at 4:11 PM
Congrats Debbie on your HM in Nathan's contest.. a wonderful honor for a wonderful write...luv.. Linda-Marie..
Dietrich Avatar
April 20, 2010 at 12:52 PM
Oh, BROTHER. And someone can tell him "It's all for YOU that you had a girl" hahaha. MY dad got my mom pregnant with four girls. I could always sense his disappointment. And here we were such wonderful girls!! YOu captured the stupidity of this mentality well, Deb. LUv, andrea
Bono Avatar
April 17, 2010 at 5:47 PM
Very nice.I posted lyrics to a song if you get a chance.
Mahrie Avatar
April 17, 2010 at 8:43 AM
;) nice ending ... lucky as many cant have what the wish ... thanks Deb for the comment ...hv great weekend
Mehta Avatar
April 16, 2010 at 10:05 PM
I could detect afine humour in the poem. I really enjoyed it.
A   Avatar
April 16, 2010 at 5:26 PM
A nice one, enjoyed. . .p.d.
Richards Avatar
April 16, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Serves him right....!! he shoulda thought of that possibility!! (Well done!! :)
Mckenzie Avatar
April 16, 2010 at 4:05 PM
Deborah~ That's a cute ending you got there! Laura :)
Murphy Avatar
April 16, 2010 at 3:43 PM
very nice write loved it faleshia
Mahoney Avatar
April 16, 2010 at 12:59 PM
"Mop Woman" is not a poem about a real woman. Like many poems, she is the product of my imagination based on observing, late at night at the office, hard-working European women who spoke no English. I seldom write poetry that is literal in its meaning. If I wanted that, I would write prose. As Emily Dickinson said, "how public like a frog."
Chircop Avatar
April 16, 2010 at 12:52 PM
Hahhahaha..I enjoyed reading..you took me to the delivery room,a thing i haven't experienced..but can imagine..it all:)..We'll he would have named him Luca..but Ow Its a She..another headache .:).lol..This would so good in Nathan's comtest Im sure,dear..Lovely..Charma
Harper Avatar
April 16, 2010 at 12:52 PM
This is so awesome Deb... Keep writing.
Sweetheart Avatar
April 16, 2010 at 12:18 PM
Yeah Right!! the words a woman wants to hear after giving birth...lets have some more.. hahaha ..terrific Debbie and good luck if u enter in Nathan's contest.. he will scream at this I am sure... luv. it.. and thankxxx for a great laugh in the afternoon..luv.. Linda-Marie..
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