Ode To "survivor"

Another season of Survivor is almost at an end. That there will be a "shocking twist", you can depend. Jeff will be snarky, and the Jury, too. "Why should we give a million dollars to YOU?" "Let me explain why I'm the best player EVER!" That is every remaining contestant's endeavor. Immunity Challenge victories are a must to move on. If you fail at those, you will likely be gone. There will be strategizing all day, and conspiring all night. With only 5 Castaways left, the end is in sight. At the final Tribal Council, we will finally get to the vote. But before it is read, Jeff will hop into a boat. The suspense is nerve-wracking, who will win Survivor this season? Will the Jury be vindictive, or vote with common sense and reason? After Jeff reads the votes, the winner is announced live. The audience erupts like a swarming beehive. The time has now come for the "One Hour Live Reunion Show". The questions begin; there's so much we want to know. Were there any secret scandals, does everybody hate each other now? Will Jeff get an amazed look on his face, and say surprisedly, "Wow!"? Last but not least, we will get Previews for next season's show. The anticipation is crescending, soon it will overflow. Next thing you know, Survivor is over once again. Soon, the emptiness and despair will descend. How will we survive the next 2 months of our lives? The trauma will surely make us all break out into hives! Just when we think we can function no more, And we're crying like babies down on the floor. Right at the time when we begin to think that our spirits have been broken, We hear the glorious words of Jeff, "The tribe has spoken!"! Our spirits are renewed, Survivor is back one more time! I can finally put an end to this silly rhyme! Thursday nights will once again be the best. We will find another favorite player, to whom our hearts will invest. We will hope they form the right alliances and play the game smart. To be voted out, would be a dagger to our hearts! Survivor will live on, this thread will NEVER die! When next season ends, we will once again cry. The summer will be boring, we will be counting the days, Until the Fall Season arrives with a new group of castaways. If you read this entire poem, I am extremely impressed! Survivor fans are truly the best! I can't wait to join you, on the Survivor journey next year! Until then, I wish you good luck and good cheer!