Ode To Sean Kelly

I wanted to write just like soup's Sean Kelly But every time I tried my knees went like jelly So I put on my bowlers hat and tried an ode Alas the wind was too heavy and it ended on the road My hat, that is, not my ode you understand And my ode turned out so totally not grand However hard I tried to concentrate The words coming out were just not great I tried to type with finesse and a giggle But the writing just looked like a wee squiggle Oh dearie me what bad luck that was I can't believe the amount of fuss With knees of jelly and not even a laugh With words of squiggles and a darn in my scarf With a hat on the road and simply nothing on telly Just for me trying to write just like Sean Kelly!!!